Swim the Formaldehyde River or hike the Acrylic Mountains
Left out the Pacific Ocean's garbage patches.
https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/garbagepatch.html
So much plastic ...
What an absurd flight of fancy. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is only twice the size of Texas, not an entire continent.
You might consider launching a line of “Garbage Patch” dolls.
I like it! Kids, say hello to Vicki Vinyl and Formaldehyde Fred.
Eric always gets the last word
Left out the Pacific Ocean's garbage patches.
https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/garbagepatch.html
So much plastic ...
What an absurd flight of fancy. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is only twice the size of Texas, not an entire continent.
You might consider launching a line of “Garbage Patch” dolls.
I like it! Kids, say hello to Vicki Vinyl and Formaldehyde Fred.
Eric always gets the last word