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Eric Stromquist's avatar

I like it! Kids, say hello to Vicki Vinyl and Formaldehyde Fred.

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Peter Pappas's avatar

Eric always gets the last word

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Eric Stromquist's avatar

What an absurd flight of fancy. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is only twice the size of Texas, not an entire continent.

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Peter Pappas's avatar

You might consider launching a line of “Garbage Patch” dolls.

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Michael Stayton's avatar

Left out the Pacific Ocean's garbage patches.

https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/garbagepatch.html

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Peter Pappas's avatar

So much plastic ...

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